American healthcare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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