Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Women rights..

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A joke

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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