- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Asians...

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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