Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

BIG PENIS

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

why did the chicken cross the road

An antijoke

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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