What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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