Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Female Athletics

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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