Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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AND

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Laura Pratz..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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