yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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