your fat

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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youre gay

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The government makes a good decision

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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