A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Anti jokes are funny

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mom.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Jess Burns

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Obama

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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