- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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