Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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