What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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