Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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