- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's big and long? My dick.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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