A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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The New York Giants

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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