- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do we call Osama? Osama

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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