What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Women's rights.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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