- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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