- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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