- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Female Orgasms

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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