What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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