Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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women's rights.

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