What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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An anti-joke

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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WILLY

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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