how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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