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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

woman's rights

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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