I just threw up..In my pants.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

So one time there was this woman learning...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

i'm hard

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A fat guy!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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