- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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