Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Women drivers...

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