Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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kieran is a homosexual

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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