- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

how do you win a game try your best

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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