- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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