- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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