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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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