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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

knock knock come in

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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