- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's big and long? My dick.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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