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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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