- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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