- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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