- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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