- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Immigration Laws

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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