- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

The Labour Party.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Knock knock Fuck off!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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