- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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