What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Robin, get in the car, please.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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