There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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PENIS :)

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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