- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

This is not a joke.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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