- Anti Joke

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.