- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do I hate? people

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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