Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What? Huh?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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