Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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An anti-joke

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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