- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A man died.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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