xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

woman's rights

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...