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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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