What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Connor is homosexuaI

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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