- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Pickles are powerful

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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