- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Arrow in the Knee!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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