- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Nobody cares maddie!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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