what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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