- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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