- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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