Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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