- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Asians.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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