- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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