man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Robin, get in the car!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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