what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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