Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Your face

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Fine, ladies first.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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