- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

angelo snyder is not ga

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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