- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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