- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....