an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

woman's rights

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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