What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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