- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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