roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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WNBA

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How come anti jokes r funny

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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