- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A American seeking into mexico

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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