Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Jack Stevens

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Anti Joke

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