Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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You're a big fat monkey.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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