Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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