Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A young baby died.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Your gay

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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