— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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