Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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